So it all starts in November when my 5-year-old daughter sees a picture of a gingerbread house in the back of her Ladybug magazine and says all dreamily, “Oh, mommy, I want to make one of those.” My husband and I agree: too Christmas-y. My daughter is of course disappointed (I mean, look at all the candy), so I propose a compromise. “How about we make a gingerbread menorah instead,” I ask, thinking that I’ll easily find a template for one on the internet. I mean, I cannot be the first person to think of this, right? She immediately gets really excited and says that she wants to use lemon drops for the candle flames. Mental note to self: get lemon drops.
So after much time searching on the internet for a template, I found just about nothing. Lots of flat menorah cookies, but we negotiated for one that stands on its own. No Kwanzaa kinaras that I could adapt, either. Okay, I admit that I found one menorah cookie. But the slots are a little too complicated and the design is definitely way too delicate to give to a 5-year-old to decorate and have any reasonable expectation that the cookie will remain in one piece and avoid a meltdown.
So I realized that I was on my own and started looking into gingerbread decorating ideas. More time, but I find a recipe I like and note that a quarter inch seems to be about the average cookie thickness, and figure that this is useful information. Now, during this search I also found posts indicating that gingerbread houses are huge time drains and to put aside a good three days for the project. But I stupidly figured that the house was more complex somehow and that didn’t really apply to menorah making. How hard can it really be, anyway? Ha.
Assuming a quarter-inch-thick cookie, I spent much more time designing and refining a template (including building one using cardboard and refining some more). And then there was even more time gathering appropriate candies and sprinkles and decorating supplies from Michaels and the Sweet Factory and the grocery store.
With my final template, a working recipe, and supplies in hand, we traveled up to see my husband’s aunt and uncle for Thanksgiving, thinking I’d whip something up for my daughter and her younger cousin to do. I spent pretty much our whole vacation on the project. Not complaining, mind you, as it was fun and an adventure. And I was in the kitchen where everyone congregates anyway, so I got to visit a lot. But it was a LOT of time and I’m glad I wasn’t at home feeling like there were eighteen thousand other things I should be doing instead of making cookies…
Thanksgiving afternoon before we head over to another aunt’s for dinner, I stand in the kitchen making and refrigerating the dough. And more dough. And more dough. Enough for cousins and me to play, too. I end up making about twice as much as I needed since I didn’t know how many menorahs I’d get out of a recipe. Fortunately our aunt has a nice stand mixer, or it would have taken longer. That day, I also print the template on cardstock and cut it out.
Friday morning and afternoon, I :
(1) roll out the cold dough per the recipe instructions. Not as easy as it sounds. As I’m rerolling the scraps, I figure out that it’s MUCH easier to roll room-temperature dough between the layers of parchment THEN refrigerate the flattened dough. But now all my dough is in cold lumps and I have to deal. Lesson learned for next time.
(2) figure out how to use the templates to cut the dough. Slow going, but it works. Boy, do I want custom cookie cutters.
(3) bake the cookies. On the positive side, I discover that my template works like a charm. I just have to remember to re-trim the inside support pieces when they come out of the oven so that their edges are straight. Cookies have this annoying tendency to spread when baking and the edges soften intolerably.
Friday evening and Saturday morning, I make the syrup “glue” and begin assembly. A candy thermometer would have been useful, but I make due. I keep having to add a little more water because the sugar concentration gets high as I’m slowly working on the assembly. The cooled, hardened syrup is great for mortar and the cookies are starting to look like I imagined. Another plus: only very minor burns from the hot syrup. (Zowie!) I take lots of pictures along the way but Someone-who-shall-remain-nameless later accidentally deletes them from the camera without uploading them to the computer. This after-the-fact picture still kinda shows how the menorahs went together.

Saturday morning, I make and color the royal icing (using meringue powder so that I don’t have to worry about the kids eating raw eggs). I put each color in a dispenser. Then I pull out all of the candies and sprinkles I collected and four of us get to work with the decorating.

The kids had a lot of fun and their menorahs turned out really cute. Mine too. I had thought that licorice would make great candles, and it did work okay on my daughter’s menorah, but skewering mini marshmallows on toothpicks as I did for my menorah worked even better. The banana Runts that I bought at the Sweet Factory made the BEST flames. Lemon drops turned out to be a little too heavy for the licorice. Minor bummer.

In case you weren’t counting, I spent several hours on each of six different days (shape search, recipe search, template design, shopping, dough, baking, decorating) to create four cookies. Four. Those blogs were right. Big time drain.
That being said, I’ll definitely do it again next year.
For the remainder of the dough (after we returned home), I decided to make smaller menorahs using a small cookie cutter for the face and back of the menorah and a manually cutting single small wedge piece for the middle. There’s not enough room along the top of the small cookie for any sort of “candles” though, so they get only icing for the candles and flames.
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Cutting and baking go much faster with the cookie cutter. Definitely want that make-your-own-cookie-cutter-set before next year when we do the bigger menorahs again.
Everyone I tell this story to says that I need to post my template and tips only so that the someone else might benefit from my efforts and my lessons learned. If that’s you, good luck and enjoy!
P.S. – The template would work well for a cookie kinara as well. I think that the licorice might be a good thing for kinara “candles” since red and black are readily available and green licorice twists are available online. (I got blue twists at the Sweet Factory, and they might have the green twists as well.) I’m thinking that inserting toothpicks into the hollow center of the licorice twists will help with stability… lemme know if I’m wrong.